choice khakis

When a person (usually fuckboys) wear those ugly ass khaki shorts or joggers by choice not by any regulations thinking they swag is off the charts

Girl 1:Ohh look at him

Girl 2:Ohh yeah he fine but wait

Girl 1:What
Girl 2: He a fuckboy he wearing choice khakis

by P0tat03F33ling5 September 22, 2015

Khaki Sanding

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.

Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 4, 2021

khaki jungle

Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.

John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.

by willembahh May 18, 2013

khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.

Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.

by CRE10 November 14, 2013

khaki sacker

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".

We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Khaki Wacky

1940’s American slang for a woman who liked a man in uniform

Everybody she has dated has had a uniform. She must be a khaki wacky.

by defiant February 4, 2019

Khaki Nigger

Mexicans, Rio Grande fish

Maan, those khaki niggers sure can cut a lawn!

by Wizardly Dizzard September 6, 2016