Keton

Most often mistaken for the hulk. Best guy to be around. Built like a hunk and often accused of taking hgh.

guy 1 Man that keton kid is huge.
guy 2 Yeah i bet he is on steriods.

by 159789123456 February 23, 2009

keto crotch

Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.

Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!

by Ezzydizzle March 1, 2019

Keto Cop

Someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe "Is not Ketogenic" and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)... They may also be referred to as a "Keto Nazi" depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. It is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for "non-keto food"... Little is known about the Keto Cop/Nazi other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.

Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!

Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...

by Author_33 August 1, 2017

Kieto

Thicc but smol loli.

Hazel: Kieto's thicc

Zyra: *hug tackles Kieto* Kieto!

Ace: *hits Kieto in her smol loli head with his Captain America shield*

by totally not kieto June 8, 2018

lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 8, 2017

dirty keto

Ben Wa balls that are made from Avocado pits to fully embrace the Keto lifestyle

Aly - I am feeling the best I have felt in my life since starting Keto
Tony - Has it taken over your ENTIRE life, or just your diet?
Aly - Everything I embrace with it has been made 100% better, you should see how strong and tone my lady bits are since starting dirty keto as well.
Tony - That makes sense, superfoods make super vag

by Brekke26 May 15, 2018

ketosis

In the Atkins Diet: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out. Otherwise: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out - caused by the Atkins Diet.

Thank God for ketosis, or I would never have lost that comfy cushion on my butt! I LOVE the loose, saggy skin around my stomach and breasts, and I don't miss looking normal and healthy AT ALL!

by tulipsandmusic June 18, 2008