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gamer's keyboard

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.
you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.
by darkslyde July 6, 2007
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Keyboard Gangsta

Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.
by Luke Sweeney June 22, 2006
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Keyboard

the thing i used to type this definition.
You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.
by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009
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keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.
Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.
by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012
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Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
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Keybin

Is a thug nigga who don’t fuck around.
he will keep it 100 wit you, he ain’t scared of no nigga .He’s handsome and good wit the ladies. he’s also Packin a lot down there
by daquavious Jackson June 25, 2023
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Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.

These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.

They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)

The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.

- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1

Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010
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