Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

dirty kenya

Girl that is sexy.

‘Damn! She’s so dirty kenya!’

by sexysuckerx1 September 9, 2021

Kenya mikes

noun - beat up Michael Jordan shoes...

"Man, Quan, why you where dem crusty kenya mikes when you work at Foot Locker?"

by D. Josey May 21, 2008

kenya tits

a girl thats under the age of 18 that has saggy breasts that go down to her waist

me-hey look at that girl she looks like she has kenya tits
friend-hua what are they
me-dude i mean she has really saggy tits like the chicks in africa you know the ones that dont wear bras
friend-oh haha thats mean
me-mean but true my friend mean but true

by jesse taylor October 17, 2006

Jungles of Kenya

a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.

Murph, have you bush-whacked the jungles of kenya?

by Bonia October 25, 2005

Kenya Switch Blade

Two black men participating in the "69" position.

I caught Deon-Dre and Morris in a Kenya Switch Blade last night. Boy were they sweaty.

I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.

by Slavery1 February 23, 2013

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004