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Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.
1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up
by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018
mugGet the Kelpmug.

Kelp

a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.
Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.
by kathpacito June 15, 2018
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Eat kelp

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods
by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021
mugGet the Eat kelpmug.

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald
Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.
by Paperr November 10, 2020
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Kelp gods

All hail the kelp gods
by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021
mugGet the Kelp godsmug.

Kelp

Word meanskill for help”
by Emmanima April 14, 2019
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Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).
They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!
by Writer Woman February 4, 2023
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