Kelp memes

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 24, 2013

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 04, 2021

Kelps

A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 04, 2023

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 11, 2020

Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 13, 2020