kant

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.
Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*
by Kaka diwana January 07, 2019
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Bro is not kante

by NotKante December 14, 2023
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Ngolo Kante

Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante
Ngolo Kante won back his virginity
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021
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Bro is not kante

Why did you even try that bro is not kante
by NotKante December 30, 2023
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Kant

An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.
"Jamie is acting irritable again"

"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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