A
small flightless bird native of New Zealand, also a name given to anyone born in New Zealand, which is located Just right to Australia, in fact they are like Australia's little snot nosed
brother. Australia and New Zealand have fought hard against each other on the sporting field and even harder together as allies in times of conflict, together they are unbeatable, together they are stoic, together they are
one, together they are the ANZACS (despite the under arm bowling, which Dougie Walters proved was an
easy hit ).
Aussies
don't like being called kiwis and Kiwis
don't like to be called Aussies. But when push comes to shove, they will stand shoulder to shoulder with the Southern cross above them.
If you talk to a kiwi you will note that they have 1 less vowel than everyone else. They can't say fish, its fush, they can't say six, its sux, they can't say
chips, its chups, they are not from NZ, they are from UnZed.
An
Aussie is driving in New Zealand and notices someone shagging a
sheep by the roadside. The
Aussie stops and says 'hey mate, over in Oz we shear them', The kiwi stops, looks up indignantly and says 'Im not sharing her with no-one cuz'.