Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.

Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

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megan kahn

That one girl that plays the sims 4. Her dad freaks out about her cc but she is still cool.

Dude megan kahn was playing the sims in the middle of math.

by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019

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Kahne

A person who seems to be very muscular and handsome. Unlike puny lil zach

Hey, have you seen Kahne recently? Ive heard he has the best music taste in town. I need his playlist!

by Kqdotd9yqcphca May 14, 2022

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zoya kahn

1) Zoya Kahn is a very small and infamous loser that has fallen into a self-administered illusion that she is in fact, tall, a sad reality indeed. She can also sometimes be nice I guess.

2) Because of her common association with dwarfism, the name Zoya Kahn has taken on a secondary nature of becoming a phrase used to describe small people.

1) "when did you decide to be small Zoya Kahn?"

2) "Damn, I just measured my height today. It was lower than I thought, I feel like such a Zoya Kahn."

by Ram0 October 21, 2022

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