Owings Mills JV Lacrosse

Probably the best team ever to enter the Lacrosse World. Usualy the defence is ok, the attack is stellar, but the hilight of the team is the 3rd line midfield, do to their extensive good looks and overall flow.
They are most known for mackin on ladies after their game is over, and getting numbers. This usualy leads to a facebook friend request, the writing of on their walls, and subsequently never seeing them ever again.

Coach Jack: Owings Mills JV Lacrosse, will ONE of you come up to varsity?
Jake: No, my flow chop is too good!
Ben: No, I will start too many fights and manalyze the oposing team!
Tyler: No, I'm too busy gettin copp dome from emily.
Matt: Yes, because i hate ACTUALLY playing.

by OwingsMillsLaxer93 April 19, 2009

#JV AllStar

A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.

Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar

by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023

JV

you’re all acting like a bunch of boomer geeks you realize that?

jv fuck you

by jveezus November 25, 2021

jv

it means just vibin

idk whut im doin, jv

by Tommy gregory June 4, 2020

JV

Jolly Villager; a person with a laid-back lifestyle which focuses mainly around drinking alcohol and taking rest.

Alex is such a JV

by DaBoi2022 June 10, 2023

JV AllStar

An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.

Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.

by Dirty_Moose May 6, 2022

Jv

A really cool guy that is actually a rapper from the london gang named ofb3x3 he raps for both of these groups

He also has a big dick btw

Jv has a big dick

I heard he’s a ofb yg

by Gdjduegeidbdj353 December 4, 2020