Justin Pierre

The most amazing man ever in the whole entire universe. He sings, writes the lyrics, and plays guitar for Motion City Soundtrack. He is also well known for his crazy hair that looks like he stuck his finger in a electrical socket. He used to do meth in his earlier days of the band but is now sober.

Girl: Dude, did you see that man?
Boy: What man?
Girl: That insanely cool man with the wicked hair.
Boy: Oh? Who is he? He's insanely cool and I must know his name.
Girl: That is Justin Pierre.
Boy: Wow. He's way cooler than James Hart.
Girl: Duh.

by TheStockmarkettt August 6, 2007

From Justin To Kelly

A 2003 film that proves the you need absolutely zero talent to make it in hollywood or the music industry. This is commercialism at it's worst.

From Justin To Kelly was so bad, little Billy went blind when watching it.

by Mr. Rogers_Neighborhood May 20, 2010

ellie and justin

The ideal midwestern couple with good looks and honest character. They met because their families have cabins near each other “up north”. The two bonded over their love of wakesurfing, competitive Farkle games, and strong moscow mules. Justin and Ellie are both family-oriented and will give their future children (or doodle puppies) the most beautiful upbringing. Together, their positive attitudes and generous spirits will allow them to overcome any challenges life throws their way.

I'm so over going on terrible dates, one day I'll find that Ellie and Justin kind of love.
Ellie and Justin are the perfect couple.

by baddestboi October 1, 2018

Justin Y.

He's literally in every youtube comment section.

"I never stole any biscuits " - inspirational quote from Justin Y.

by Git cloned June 10, 2018

justin herbert

The best rookie quarterback ever. He was drafted in 2020. He played for the Oregon Ducks in college and now plays for the LA Chargers in the NFL. He is known for his hair, arm strength, and being humble and shy. Justin is overall a good guy.

Dude, did you see Justin Herbert score the game winning touchdown last night? It was amazing!!!

by Yeet Mcskeet January 8, 2021

Justin Verlander

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.

Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.

by ernernia August 2, 2011

Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

by JT LOVER May 3, 2008