booty junction

A place or setting where there are lots of cute female asses.

I went to this college party and damn was it booty junction

by Scott Riel February 17, 2004

Junktight

Said of pants or shorts that are so tight you can clearly see the outline of someone's junk. Junktight is most often used to describe male clothing, and only when the speaker doesn't find the sight to be intrinsically gross.

Aaron Behrens, the singer for Ghostland Observatory, is known for madly gyrating around the stage in junktight jeans.

The Tron Guy's outfit is not junktight, it's just fucking gross. Lose some weight, man, no one wants to see that.

by Bishop of Rome April 29, 2012

juntie

The reproductive organs of both the male and female of a species.

Hence the phrase "I'm gonna kick yer junties".

by Bob the corn eater November 28, 2013

Bigeminy Junction

Something to test heart beats.

When I was at the hospital the doctors used a Bigeminy Junction to make sure my heart rate was alright.

by Bucketheadland May 13, 2016

petticoat junction

The netherregion where the two legs join beneath the petticoat; the place where there are even more curves than you can bet.

I'm going to my gynecologist tomorrow to have my petticoat junction checked out.

by Engineer Bob July 5, 2017

Up the Junction

London slang for being in deep trouble, as in “up shit creek”. Also, a great song by the British band Squeeze.

My wife left me and took my daughter, and I have a severe drinking problem. I’m really up the junction.

by febreezter September 11, 2021

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot January 18, 2009