juniper

a kind and silly guy, promising of loyalty. probably obsessed w sth in some way but we love him. silly silly

evan: that guys quite silly dont u think?
nyx: evan, thats juniper.......

by buttlickerroo December 30, 2023

Juniper

Junipers are two faced and often easily controlled by other people, this often happens if the juniper is friends with your enemy, even if your friends with this juniper they will turn against you and then hate you when around that person, then away from that person they will act like a civilized human being.

Juniper: I like your outfit!

Enemy: go tell her that her outfits ugly
Juniper: your outfits ugly
Like girl what

by NoYouFontKnowMe February 17, 2025

Juniper

À l'eau de rose. Dark, tousled hair falling over her naked shoulders, a tornado with pretty eyes & honey-stained lips. She's the crimson of amaryllis, the silver of moon-touched magnolias. Beautiful. Winter-raw. Vodka and coffee liqueur in her teacup, "Cherry" by Lana del Rey in her head. Often described as “utterly deadly,” she's rich, gooey; a malicious delight. The smell of warm vanilla & good sex every time she enters a room, wearing nothing but a short, bordeaux, satin dress. A coy smile, flirting shamelessly with every man. Juniper. Silent, angel-like — loved, absent, cruelly sweet.

A: Wowzers! Have u seen Juniper?

B: Juniper? Who is she?
A: They say she's a man-eater!

by Jjuni_ January 20, 2022

Juniper

she is the best wife ever, don't even listen to her if she tries to say otherwise.

Me: "Juniper is the best wife!"
J: "No, you are!!"
Me: "Look at Urban Dictionary, it says otherwise :)"

by neko :D May 28, 2022

Juniper

The most bussin woman you ever gon' meet, on god. An amazing lover and an equally amazing friend. Everything she does is lit. Wether she's making it clap or she's making a whole foods wrap, it's lit.

Juniper a bad ass bitch, no cap.

by anonymous July 20, 2022