The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
by thejamdude January 6, 2006
Get the judgement day mug.After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
by paddle me October 15, 2009
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Get the judgement mug.A condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with 'personality labelers' who tell you that you have 'evil thoughts' or are 'stupid'. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery.
This is a pretty good example:
This is a pretty good example:
Judgemental: What evil, sadistic teenagers <you will buy into this shit if you feel guilt, are a teenager or are conscious that enjoying the misfortune of others could be a bad thing, although you know it can be funny, like when a bird craps on a friends moustache> (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside <plain old bullshit, can work tricks when used by a personality dick - tator>) can freely accuse others of <grr the world is so unreasonable!>. People are commonly accused of this because they:
A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant <in other words covering his ass by emphasising his strong points, although many other people have these attributes but simply keep quiet or voice their opinions to those they care about>
OR
B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. <a smidgeon of reasonability to protect his criticism that you will always be 'hypocritical'>
A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant <in other words covering his ass by emphasising his strong points, although many other people have these attributes but simply keep quiet or voice their opinions to those they care about>
OR
B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. <a smidgeon of reasonability to protect his criticism that you will always be 'hypocritical'>
by Judger May 28, 2006
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Get the judgemental mug.1. Judgement occurs when the judgee is struck with; either "the stick of judgement" (1 - 4) or with "the ball of judgement", both currently in use in Devon, UK.
2. The act of vigilante violence.
2. The act of vigilante violence.
by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005
Get the judgement mug."the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient
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