Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

by Brandon October 25, 2004

Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.

Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!

by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011

bum joint

Anything type broad who do anything for a dude.
D.C word....TOB

Girl u thought I liked you....bitch you a bum joint

by Ms.Meow October 3, 2006

bun joint

a sexy, fine, cute person you bunnin ...or going out with

yea my manz got him a bun joint last night she all dat!

by nellyndneiicy November 24, 2006

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017