Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Johani

A person that can be sensitive at times. They can be very kind. They have this soft spot for their friends or loved ones safety.

If you know a Johani, make sure you never let her go.

She seems like a Johani.

by Jojo_Amaya May 8, 2018

johani10

this guy an absolute menace to society like im telling u this nigga dont give a fuck like if u see him u will actually pass out

"OH SHIT ITS JOHANI10"

by anne nown December 7, 2021

Johanna

One of the most angelic people you can ever meet, she has two sides, one very loving, caring , something that everyguy loves and wants to be with. A person who cares for you more than you would ever imagine. The Other side being very sexually active, once shes loves you she never forgets you. One Hell of an amazing girl.

Duuuude, shes a Johanna

by LovingASwedeAngel October 19, 2010

Johanned

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

Jotham

Jotham is a kind hearted lovable dude. He'll usually say the opposite of what he means, but he'll always do good by his family and his friends. Jotham is super intelligent and likes to question everything. If you have a Joatham in your life, don't give up on him and don't let him go. It'll be the bed decision you've ever made

I love Jotham, He's the best!

by Noshadealltea September 28, 2018

Johanna

Johanna’s are great writer and are really good at taking pictures. They often think their stupid but they truly aren’t,although she struggles she never gives up. Johanna’s are also very weird and have weird obsessions. They also have friends even weirder then them. Some people tend to take advantage of Johanna’s and use them but after a while Johanna will realize they have and fight back! Johanna’s are also really pretty and have the best eyes that guys tend to fall into, but Johanna’s don’t mess with boys she much rather mock them then date them. If you have a Johanna in your life you better treated her like the thriving queen she is.

Sad friend: looks sad

Johanna: “are you okay”

Sad friend: “no”

Johanna: “wanna share my Oreos”?

by Moto_Moto_is_a_hott_snack March 8, 2019