JOnah

penis

jonah: penis

by rvxn August 29, 2019

Jonahaxam

Yore bestieee! Taiwan is a country

*Sees jonahaxam* HEY BESTIE! GARGLE ME

by Jonahssimp December 2, 2020

Jonamay

Jonamay is someone who is very reliable. She is kind and thoughtful. She is rational on how she see things and she's smart. Not clingy but loveable. If you have her in her life, don't let go of her. She's worthy.

Oh that's Jonamay, the one who used to help me since then.

by jeeeng June 8, 2021

Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 😍

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Don’t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt 🤩. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah I’m just kidding

Me: OMG JONAH MARAIS ROTH FRANTZICH 😍 POSTED A SHIRTLESS PICTURE *faints*

by @limelight_beech on ig August 6, 2018

Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.

1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009

Jonabum

Jonabum: describes a person being silly and messing around at the same time.
( the act of someone being silly and messing around )

Hey Jonny you look like a fat gorilla combined with a horse
Jonas stop being such a jonabum

by The worders October 23, 2018