jonesey 

The aching feeling you get when deprived of precious nicotine.

God damn I'm feelin' jonesey, let's go for a smoke.

jonesey by Jonathan Cloots December 26, 2005

joneser 

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

joneser by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

Jonased 

When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle

While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."

Jonased by downtown duke March 13, 2009

joneser 

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

joneser by lizajane May 2, 2005

joneser 

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

joneser by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Phone joneser 

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter

the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer

Phone joneser by rentabot December 24, 2009

jhonesed 

to be jhonesed is to be craiving somthing usualy used by stoners

(1)damn we have to go get that weed man
(2)shit i wold give my left arm for a slize of pizza rigt now
(3)after a hard day at work you are jhonesed for a beer

jhonesed by stoner #1 August 18, 2006