jonathon

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

by adsads July 15, 2008

Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018

Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

Jonatan

he is pretty xd memmes makker

ey, who is that?
Thats Jonatan
Oh, he is xd

by Jonatanap103 July 12, 2017

jonathon ng

One of the absolute best unknown artists out there. EDEN ftw

Person A: Omg have you heard about EDEN ?
Person B: OMG JONATHON NG<33

by DamianTheGreatest August 23, 2017

Jonatan

The opposite of yonatan

Fuck off jonatan saying ur fucking yonatan I can’t believe it

by Nottomershani December 28, 2018

Jonathon

Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.

Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪

by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019