Joinen

AKA "Pull a Joinen"

Leave people in indefinite suspense for part two.

"He said he would post a part two but we are still waiting!"

"Yeah, I don't know if he ever will. He might be pullin' a Joinen"

by 0MissPrincess0 August 20, 2021

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.

Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!

by Johned it October 4, 2019

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

joaned

to be joaned or joan'd is when someone owns or burns you
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)

jerry: so's your mum jack
phil: oooh burn
sarah: jack you got joaned!

by hello-jess January 24, 2011

joiner

Someone who gets involved with social groups; often indiscriminately.

Did you know Candis is in the Friends for Life group?

I'm not surprised, she's such a joiner.

by Fiona McColl November 14, 2007

Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015