a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator July 16, 2008

johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.

by Indefinido December 11, 2008

Johnson

1.A person who is an asshole
2.A big dick

Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!

by Buffalo Johnson September 17, 2012

Johnson

Johnson- a lie

If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign

by Truthmonger April 12, 2022

dwayne johnsons johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022

Johnson

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

by dohc November 12, 2008

Johnson

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

by WhatsInAName??? June 8, 2010