When a guy ejaculates on a womans face
Hey did you give her an a. johnson?
by Ator February 2, 2006
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When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 15, 2006
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Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!
by Buffalo Johnson September 16, 2012
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Johnson- a lie
If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign
by Truthmonger April 12, 2022
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a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.
by dohc November 3, 2006
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Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.
" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
by WhatsInAName??? June 7, 2010
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