John Hussein McCain

A Muslim republican that wants to be president

John Hussein McCain wasn't even born here. He was born in Kenya and we all know it. The Hawaii crap is just a buncha bull.

by barack HUSSEIN Obama 1 January 22, 2009

John McCaining

To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.

This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.

Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.

This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."

"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."

by Lo Siento Huesos April 9, 2010

John McCane

John McCain is more like John McCane: a fiesty, old, very white guy with a chip on his shoulder and some very scarey ideas. He reminds me of my grandfather when he's off his meds.

President? No way! That ship sailed in 2000...and sunk.

John McCain has become John McCane: grumpy, old and wild-eyed.

by DK Sett July 1, 2007

John McCane

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.

It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass

by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008

John McCainer

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.

(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.

by Shikalika December 30, 2010

John McCainabis

Conservative, and popular with wealthy pot smoking voters of america and supporters of the GOP, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Republican Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.

Yo Romes, you conservative son of a bitch, you gonna light up John McCainabis?

by Kaffasaurus October 20, 2008

John McCann Roll

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.

Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022