Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Johan

A gay guy who lives in a one by one, and has friends with emos and sucks dick. Not only will he suck dick he will suck that dick right off and post it on his snapchat story.

Johan is gay

by Robert Moofer March 4, 2019

Johan

johan has small dick and is not thicc its a synonym for fuck you your ugly

look at johan hahahahahaha

by my name is 0k March 4, 2019

Johan

To pull a Johan is to do something to avoid getting getting yelled by the wife or intailing a plan that does not make sense.

Bro he pulled a johan last night and someelse took the blame

by Forklift Sevilla March 4, 2019

Johan

Johan is the type of guy that thinks he cute but he isn’t and no girl likes him and for some reason smells like cheese and no one wants to be around him and is associated with otf (only the feds)

Bro I don’t think johan took a shower he stinks

by Coolestguy42069 April 8, 2019

Johans

Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.

Nice hat Johans!

by Strudelhans May 13, 2019

JoHan

another word for adem in danish if you know you know

Kemal din fucking JoHan!

by Arabic Johan September 4, 2019