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Desperation Joggers

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.
Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.
by Amersons March 5, 2019
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Jogger's Ringpiece

A sore and tender area (sometimes bleeding) around the anus caused by moisture that has built up in the arse-crack. Usually a problem with runners and joggers where the combination of arse sweat and the constant rubbing together of the cheeks causes skin chaffing and irritation. Can also be caused by walking in wet clothes.
I went out for a run today as it was a nice hot sunny day. I was soon regretting it after an hour; I had a severe case of jogger's ringpiece and had to cut it short.
by ade123999 October 22, 2011
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Brown Joggers

When you shit your pants causing your pants to turn brown.
Jared had brown joggers on and shit went down his leg.
by MyNiggaTyroneWithThemAshyLegs February 4, 2017
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Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!
by server room ho January 20, 2009
mugGet the Joggers nipplemug.

Joggers nipple

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.
He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.
by hay ho March 6, 2009
mugGet the Joggers nipplemug.

joggers and bikes

niggers and kikes
man I fucking hate joggers and bikes.
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muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.
"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."
by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007
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