Ace and Jocelyn

Ace and Jocelyn are two astronauts accountants from outer space. Portrayed by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld, two co-workers at CollegeHumor.

First shown in episode 1 of Ace and Jocleyn.

Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
mom close the door!

~Theme song

by Capricornkid July 31, 2011

Joel Embiid

The man, the myth, the legend. A man who gives his heart and soul to the city of Philadelphia. The man who gives Philly a sense of hope. Hope that maybe one man can turn this city around. NBAVOTE Joel Embiid. Trust the Process

You're so good at basketball, that you could almost be compared to Joel Embiid.

by philadelphiabornandraised January 16, 2017

Jocelyn

The most beautiful amazing girl, you will ever meet. Makes your heart so happy if you get the chance to be with her. She will become your whole world, but watch out one look into her brown eyes and you will fall madly in love. Between her curly hair to the freckles on her face she will make you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself. You will try to make her your future wife because she’s just that amazing.

Person 1: dang Kellie got lucky finding Jocelyn

Person 2: I know she’s so amazing

Person 1: I hope I can find someone even half as amazing as a Jocelyn

by Boo thang September 2, 2018

joelah

the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent

- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.

by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Keeny

Not to be confused with Joe Keery who is his twin brother.
Gaten Matarazzo confirmed this with him in a video.

Gaten - Weren't you in that domino's pizza ad?
Joe - No that was my brother Joel Keeny

by sheepgrazer January 30, 2018

joble ve

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles

Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!

by Jashon K. October 1, 2003