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jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.
Jizzkingdom is a female magnet
by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020
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jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram
have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!
by kyloscrying June 22, 2021
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jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.
'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'
by ricechristies June 27, 2022
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Jizing

Jizing (Jized, Jize): verb; The act of making rude sexual comments or gestures at the person another person is into.
Person A: "Man, my girlfriend just dumped me the other day"
Person B: "Oh, so she's single now? It's cool if I hit it and quit it, right?"
Person A: "Oh, uh...yeah...."
Person B: "Shit, just Jizing ya man."
by Whunpo February 13, 2009
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Jazzing

1. To partake in some kind of sexual activity, as in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.

2. To perform dangerous, high-speed, or otherwise extreme activities while listening to free-form jazz. Result: absolute euphoria.
1: I have a lot of homework to work on tonight...but I would much rather be jazzing some broad at a party.

2: Would you care to go jazz-boating this weekend? It's a sport where high-society freeform jazz meets Jackass, in which one swings from a pole on a speeding boat by a rope attached to the ankle while listening to Ornette Coleman through Sony MDR-XB700 headphones.
by TheHumbug January 11, 2012
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Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.
I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.
by Joecracko December 3, 2009
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Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.
Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016
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