jesusegun

A geek who watches animations, most times tall and skinny. Jesuseguns have the interest of everyone at heart. They are introverts but if they feel comfortable with around you, they show you their all. Jesuseguns are smart and are really the best friends to keep; they cherish their friends and would hate to see them hurt!

That boy is really a Jesusegun!! You should go talk to him.

by Little nimnam March 23, 2021

Jisue

The cutest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so down to earth and straightforward with you that you’re constantly amazed by her aura. She can be a baddie or soft girl depending on her mood. She values her friend so much that being her friend is such a flex. She’s so beautiful, caring, kind and gives you the most innocent vibe. Don’t break her trust or else it’ll be hard to get her to trust you again. She’ll find it hard to open up to you but you know she’s trying her best so give her as much love as you possibly can.

hana : jisue i love you

jisue : bye

by jjaenana June 10, 2021

Jissed

Jissed- when you pee and cum at the same time.

Dude I just pissed and jizzed at the same time. Ahh man TC you just jissed.

by Jissed master 5000 August 25, 2021

Jissette

Hardworking,good fashion sense, loves to eat. An extremely loyal friend, and good lover. One thing about her she does not like to be bossed around. Anything she wants in life she is going to work hard to get. She has an expensive taste for the better things in life. She is very family oriented and enjoys alone time a lot. She is extremely funny and sarcastic. And best of all she’s gorgeous!

Jissette is the most amazing person I know

by De la Jissy November 23, 2021

Jesused

To t-pose on a plus sign

Before Jesus died he Jesused

by Cum meister August 21, 2022

Jissenpizzemitis

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse

Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*

by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022

Jesused

“Jesused” the past tense of “to Jesus” a verb meaning to be labeled as or changed to Jesus.

Person 1: Oh hey, how have you been, mate?

Person 2: Oh it’s alright, i’ve been *jesused* though so things are a little rough right now

by RobbieRotten478 July 4, 2023