Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Love jihad

The term used by Kerala court to justify rape of non muslim girl by muslim man after luring her (usually with fake identity)

Apurva became victim of love jihad when she was forcibly converted into islam and killed by her husband aslam

by Apdi pode pode March 18, 2022

Jihad Express

A radical muslim airlines.

The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.

by Urban Poison August 30, 2019

unexpected jihad

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Corporate Jihad

An early 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme eliminated limits on campaign donations from corporations. This decision lead to corporations declaring holy war on incumbent Democrats. Big corporations spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on Republican campaigns, mostly through secret "non-profit" organizations and 527 groups. With the help of these unlimited corporate donations, the G.O.P. outspent Democrats 10 to 1. Unfortunately for America, the 2010 Election will go down in history as the nasiest and most expensive mid-term election ever (so far.)

The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.

by Charles_U_Farley November 9, 2010

shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009