jewpon

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.

Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.

by moogie January 2, 2005

jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny

my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.

by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010

The Jetsons

The culprits behind 9/11.

The Jetsons killed many innocents on September 11th. It was a terrible event.

by Blaze the Flarxon December 24, 2016

Alex jepson

some asian person with a mother named louise, brother is inbred, and african, he rapes mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags george tindles face.

alex jepson

by turtle balls June 14, 2013

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018

Jeyson

Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.

Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.

by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019