The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
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Jewkob owes me £10 from when I brought him lunch.
My friend Jewkob is actually called Jakob!
Why you such a bitch ass scrub Jewkob.
My friend Jewkob is actually called Jakob!
Why you such a bitch ass scrub Jewkob.
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The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah
by D Flawless March 17, 2022
Get the jewbnb mug.A combined insult of identifying someone as both a “Jew” and a “Kebab” at the same time. This is to highlight unpleasant characteristics of an individual. Jews are the worst people, and kebabs are cheap and greasy.
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Thinking of an example would be so infuriating that my blood pressure would go up and I'd get myself in trouble. That's what it's like when you're the victim of a jewbox!
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