jessica simpson

A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.

Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!

by Matt Clark May 13, 2005

Jessica Simpson

God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.

Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.

by Elliott Johnson April 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.

Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.

by Balla Boi October 4, 2005

Jessica Simpson

Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!

Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.

by Amy A. & Amy F. March 7, 2005

jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.

jessica simpson is what most woman should look like

by carl911 April 19, 2006

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004

jessica simpson

A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!

Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"

John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"

Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)

by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006