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jenson

lanky guy with no money has no hopes in life and cant play pool fancy millie & ana marie at the same time he has a 2 inch penis
jenson is crap at pool
by bugfsdd\vsbq 2 3 April 26, 2019
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A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.
That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo
by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025
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JENSON

A not so light 15-year-old teenager who has a dark skin colour usually found in Malaysia usually used as a word of profanity and disrespect
This man is a JENSON
by Ketchupfaggot666 August 26, 2019
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Jenson

Jenson is the most beautiful person ok earth, inside and out, kind and considerate always puts others first, cool, funny and trustworthy. Jenson is the most passionate lover and knows exactly how to please. Find a Jenson and never let him go.
If yours with a Jenson, you are happy for life
by Juliet is reem November 23, 2021
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Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
by woody7192 April 11, 2024
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Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
by Monfredi November 15, 2022
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Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat
Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched
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