stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

by charlieNo April 4, 2021

Sexy Man Jenkins

This is a man, young or old, that is so sexy you would love to lick his skin off!

Your are watchin' the epic show, "Make It or Break It" and all of a sudden you scream out, "Nico Tortorella is a Sexy Man Jenkins!" Mhm!

by TSL44 April 29, 2011

Leeroy Jenkins

to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'

come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

Jenison

Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.

I've seen 5 churches on this road.
We must be in Jenison.

by CocoabutterwithvitaminE April 14, 2009

Jenkins

One who is prone to accidents; a person who breaks glass objects frequently.

Damn it Chris! You just broke another glass you Jenkins!

You just Jenkinsed my favorite sunglasses!

by McMoney February 9, 2008

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009