jellyfish

The thing that keeps from swimming in the sea

Not goin' in there's a fuckin' jellyfish there

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

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Jellyfishing

When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".

When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.

by Sleeve of the Wizard August 10, 2010

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jellyfish

To ejaculate. to produce seamen as a result of stimulous

Did you use a condom? No, I just pulled out and jellyfished all over her milk wagons.

by windsor December 28, 2005

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jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

by FruitLauncher December 2, 2009

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jellyfish

An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.

Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!

by Arggh February 6, 2005

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