A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.
by pbelasco February 19, 2005
by Kompassion Kid September 3, 2005
A programming language hated by many C and C++ programmers because of its lack of pointers and pointer arithmetic to directly access memory.
This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )
This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )
C programmer: Fucking Java. It sucks. Not worth my time.
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.
Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing
C programmer: Get a job!
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.
Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing
C programmer: Get a job!
by LæT H4CK3R February 5, 2011
by anonymous-user10329 September 5, 2021
by NeO-BaHaMuT July 21, 2004
that sick, yellow-green, liquid shit you make after eating something grose. It usually burns coming out your ass, and smells like something died in your toilet. do not confuse this with diarhea. java is way smellier and worse.
Dom: hey, what's wrong??
Nolan: aww man, i just shat some flaming java this morning.
Dom: eww that's grose.
Nolan: yea, it smelled really bad and burned my asshole.
Nolan: aww man, i just shat some flaming java this morning.
Dom: eww that's grose.
Nolan: yea, it smelled really bad and burned my asshole.
by javaking February 24, 2009
by Jerome C. Williams III, Jr. February 13, 2008