Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

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Faze Jarvis

To cheat, knowing the consequences.

My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!

Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?

by TayAHOE November 6, 2019

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banana jarvis

The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common

"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"

by Drunk dump and the sea hag September 19, 2013

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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now

Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson

m.youtube.com/channel/UCoLUji8TYrgDy74_iiazvYA

by DDKinz64 August 16, 2019

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Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 4, 2018

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