OOVOO JAVER

A classic and popular vine that a lot of people know.

Person #1 Who is the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Person #2 I never went to oovoo javer.

by lixie's egg March 12, 2019

Javert

Inspector Javert is the nemesis of the criminal sissy Jean Valjean in Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. He is suave, sophisticated, handsome and aboove all ruthless. He was born inside a jail (or a Gaol) and accidentally (and unfortunately) fell off a bridge to his death. To show what a real man Javert was it is important to look at his work. He was a undercover agent, infiltrating the sweaty student rebellion in gay paris. He was an awesome police officer, never giving up the chase. Indeed, Javert was, to anyone, a role model.

Javert is also a verb, derived from the same meaning. To javert someone is to never stop chasing them up for something.

"I'm Javert, do not forget me, do not forget my name, 24601"

"Oh geezer, my german teacher is really javerting me for my homework, maybe i should Jean Valjean it"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 13, 2006

jankers

military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense

'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"

by BillW April 23, 2006

jayver

a nice guy that is off the hook and loves women and thinks less of the world every day

yo jayver is so cool but thinks the world is "whatever"

by jayver June 10, 2011

janera

Janera is a nice beautiful women who has been through alot in her life.She is a nurse. She would do anything for her kids.

Janera is a caring women

by I_know_he_loves_me July 17, 2016

javvers

people in the police force

a.k.a pigs, fuzz and the dickheads who love to arrest small children

oh shit its the javvers! quick stash the pevs

by kiwizoe September 4, 2005

janner

Janner is a term for the in-bred, sub-moronic locals of Plymouth, UK. They tend to favour Burberry knockoffs, too many sovvies on their fingers and add an "S" to the end of everything. Drag racing down Royal Parade while getting a blow-job from their over-bleached, underage girlfriend is a favourite pastime.

"I's goin down Plymcos to gets me Lotteries, then we's going Millenniums". Translation: "I am taking a jaunt to the local supermarket to purchase my tickets for the Natioanl Lottery, before I and my friends enjoy a night out at Plymouth's premier nightspot, the Millennium Complex."

"He's a loud-mouthed Janner bastard".

by Incurious October 31, 2003