Skip to main content

Helpful Janet

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.
1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012
mugGet the Helpful Janet mug.

janet cam

The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.

Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009
mugGet the janet cam mug.
Related Words
Janot Janota Janoth Janet janos Janitor Janette Janeth Janet Jackson Janita

Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
mugGet the Janitor's Nightmare mug.

Janored

To fake ignore someone in a chat room just to make a statement, then talk about said person for the next 20 minutes then, talk directly to them again giving them "another chance", then fake ignoring them again

This is a very popular term within the Yahoo chat community, and was coined in the Windows: 1 chat room. One particular member of the community would place another user on ignore, post that they had ignored them in the room publicly, then speak to them a short while later, having forgotten that they had claimed to ignore the person.

This is now a common reference within a large part of Yahoo when a user likes controversy too much to actually ignore a user which they disagree with, instead they claim to ignore the user to further controversy.

Janoring may, in some cases, be a subset, or type of trolling
I was in chat the other day talking about kittens and this girl janored me. I know she didn't really put me on ignore because she asked me my ASL five minutes later.
by pixelicious September 26, 2010
mugGet the Janored mug.

Janet

A totally amazing woman! Loves hard, plays fair. Enjoys all positive, hates negative. A big romantic and dreamer. Very down to earth with a sensual side. Easily entreated and full of pep. Likes to get things done. Loves children. Sexiest woman on earth...and loves to smile.
Janet, I wish I could be just like you.
by Urban Codebreaker February 4, 2010
mugGet the Janet mug.

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title
"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014
mugGet the janitorial shame mug.

janetza

One of the best girls you will ever meet in your life. She will be an amazing friend, girlfriend, wife, etc. and will put anyone before herself. Extremely flirty and a great conversationalist. Definitely the life of the party and very dorky in a good way. At first she might come off as quiet, but the minute she opens up you will not regret meeting her. She is not only beautiful on the outside but definitely even more beautiful on the inside. An absolute sweetheart. Janetza always has a smile on her face and lives life to fullest. She is always looking for adventure, irresistible, has bright plans for the future, and absolutely loves to laugh, even at the corniest jokes. She is probably one of the greatest people alive.
Did you see Janetza yesterday? I couldn't keep my eyes off of her
by anon-anonymous June 16, 2014
mugGet the janetza mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email