A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.
"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"
"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"
"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"
by BJ8520 October 15, 2009
an amazing person that you’ll never want to lose in your life cause she’s amazing and beautiful and all of the above she deserves nothing but the best
janicely is the homie
by steojt November 23, 2021
Denis, if you are reading this now, I just want you to know that it's OK to like her, and you should really ask her out. Your'e both small, skinny, and asian. It's a match made in heaven.
by AsiaWillRuleTheWorld May 13, 2019
A sliming world supervisor & commentator.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
JANICE: “I know what you’re thinking, yes he’s cute - but the reality is, he’ll take you out for sushi & rooftop cocktails, but will he call you back, no!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021
Mathieu Loves Matante Janice, he has fantasies about her every day of his life, if he could have a big picture of her on his bed ceiling he would. He probably finds her as a MILF.
Mathieu: Ohh your so pretty Janice.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
by Mathieu August 28, 2004
Janice is a character from the YouTube channel, Smosh played by Courtney Miller. She is described as unpleasant to be around, weird, foul, disgusting, etc. She has appeared in videos such as "Uber Is Terrifying", "Every Halloween Ever", "Every Sleepover Ever", etc. Some Janice (Smosh) quotes include: "Jokes on you, I love eggs" - Every Halloween Ever, "That's a real shame, I would rock your world" - Every Christmas Ever, "Thanks for the TP losers, I've got diarrhea from all the raw eggs I ate"
Person 1: "God, Janice (Smosh) is absolutely disgusting!"
Person 2: "I know! I went to a party which she hosted, she tried to make out with me after chugging a can of baked beans!"
Random Person: "Janice (Smosh), do you shower?"
Janice (Smosh): "What's a shower?"
Person 2: "I know! I went to a party which she hosted, she tried to make out with me after chugging a can of baked beans!"
Random Person: "Janice (Smosh), do you shower?"
Janice (Smosh): "What's a shower?"
by ThatGuyX August 6, 2022