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no jammer

a no jammer is when someone in the fandom of bts (named ARMY) are cringy, annoying, or unrealistic. the term "no jammer" comes from a video with the group's leader telling jimin, out of context, "you got no jams", which became a known joke. this group also includes koreaboos
normal ARMY: did you see that photo of jimin?
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!
by orangefall November 18, 2018
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Tennessee log jammer

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.
Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.
by JPBatz May 22, 2019
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Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.
Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
by osikko October 15, 2011
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brew jammer

n. a beverage ranging from 2-15% alcohol by volume in which barley is converted to simple sugar then to alcohol via yeast. Equiv. beer, suds, stout, ale, barley pop, liquid bread, bock, lager, teddy brewski, liquid happiness.
v. tr. brew jamming, brew jammed, brew jams. to participating in the act of consuming said brew jammer.
How about we hit up the ole' ale house and get brew jammered tonight.

On your way back pick me up a case of brew jamemrs.

In Cheers Norm is always drinking brew jammers but he never seems to get sauced whats the deal.
by richboyle April 3, 2005
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Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.
by floor boy October 20, 2003
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Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.
John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.
by joey pea pot November 6, 2016
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handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.
Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.
by vasshole September 27, 2010
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