jammered

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients

--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.

by JuicyJew April 15, 2006

jammering

Referring to the act of female masturbation

Tracy was jammering to ecstasy.

by Deeznuts2769 February 18, 2021

Jammers

Another word for really comfortable pajamas.

"I've got to get into my jammers, this dress it totally uncomfortable."

by Tootiecaca February 25, 2012

jammer

A bitch with no penis

That Patrick is a real jammer.

by Jammer:-! May 02, 2005

Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

by FartSmella22 June 03, 2021

clam jammer

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.

wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it

by Whateva!! February 09, 2010

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011