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jammered

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients
--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.
by JuicyJew July 31, 2008
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jammering

Tracy was jammering to ecstasy.
by Deeznuts2769 February 18, 2021
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Jammers

"I've got to get into my jammers, this dress it totally uncomfortable."
by Tootiecaca May 11, 2012
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jammer

That Patrick is a real jammer.
by Jammer:-! May 1, 2005
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Toe Jammer

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa
by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021
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clam jammer

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it
by Whateva!! February 9, 2010
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Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.
Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
by osikko October 15, 2011
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