Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

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jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016

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jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

by Krunpas November 14, 2016

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Jalapeño Coleslaw

J. Cole’s real name.

Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw

Person 2: Homie wtf

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

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