jagermeister

Great alcohol, but unfortunately doesn't get you drunk for shit.

Last week I had a 350ml bottle of jagermeister and i was still sober, I got pissed

by Owner01234 April 30, 2008

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

jägermooster

A last resort drink comprised of one shot of Jägermeister in a glass of milk.

Shit we're out of chasers, all we've got in the fridge is milk. You want a Jägermooster?

by PNSN June 11, 2021