jackpoo

to accidentally cause stool to come out while jacking off. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

While masturbating, the guy ended up jackpooing to his own disgust.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

jackoolito

A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")

I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!

by Morbz January 15, 2009

jackhoo

A gamer who's idiot side controls all of his gaming actions. Nothing can be achived when this type of person.

That freakin jackhoo ruined the whole game for us; we had to restart 5 times until he finally got kicked.

by masl April 2, 2003

Jackmook

lacking common sense or being a complete numbskull. Actions portraying that of a mook and jackass.

Ja Rule talkin smack about 50 cent. . . Ja rule would be considered a Jackmook.

by tyler TNT February 16, 2004

jacklovitz

A Jacklovitz is when a man has extremely large genitalia and commonly has very large muscles

A situation is where a woman would say “wow he looks like a Jacklovitz!”

by TheTruth1047 April 15, 2020

jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."

by thisisliterallyliteral May 6, 2021

jackolopen

anyone who is sus in the popular game among us or is used to call lgbtq people strait

dude red is a jackolopen
dude gay carl is jakolopen

by gerkinjerkin May 23, 2021