Jorking

When one is in a stripped club and is thoroughly enjoying themselves

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.

“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”

by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jork

Jork, a humorous way of referencing jerking off

I'm straight jorkin it rn

by Zeb Nygaard October 14, 2025

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

Jorking

The act of pumping one's cock repeatedly for sexual pleasure.

I'm Jorking my shlob rn, ffuccckk

by CrazeyWayzey April 6, 2024