Jone Scone 

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

Jone Scone by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

Jone Fest

A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.

"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"

Jone Fest by Usef August 15, 2005

jone fest

A competition where two people insult each other continously; the first person to back down, hesitate etc is the loser.
The usual insults revolve around physical flaws (look at yaw teeth, dey so yellow i don' needa put a light on at night) and clothing (yo, man, what make yaw sneakers?)
Thought to have started in Washington D.C. but there are variations all over the world, a particularly famous concentration being among young black people in London.

geeky schoolkid who wants to appear "with it": come on, man, there's a jone fest behind the gym building!
all geeky schoolkids who want to appear "with it" race around to the gym building, where a black stain has already gathered.

jone fest by burning string September 5, 2005

Jone Bone 

Popping a Boner while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.

Jone Bone by ConmaniaC March 30, 2008

Jone Bag 

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES

Jone Bag by IdkWater February 23, 2019

Jone's fish and chips 

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

Jone's fish and chips by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

Wisp Jone 

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".

"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."

Wisp Jone by Ya boy lucky December 12, 2015