john wayne gacy

(intrans. v.) To angrily tear apart in a review

"If that appetizer knows what's good for it, it'll get on its knees and pray for mercy from sweet baby Jesus, because I went John Wayne Gacy on that shit." Source: The Onion

by The Editor September 23, 2005

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John Wayne It

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

by Melanie M September 22, 2005

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

by Genuine April 26, 2005

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

John Wayne Gacy

A sex act where you water-board someone while having anal sex. Similar to having doggy style sex with your partner's head in a toilet bowl

If you bend your head into the tub and spread eagle, you are in the right position for a John Wayne Gacy

by TobogganCreamPies October 9, 2016