João Soares 

A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.

Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!

Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!

João soares loves to suck

João Soares by Jubicley April 22, 2019

João Calado 

Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible

You are very João calado

João Calado by Stradinha June 22, 2020

João Pires 

João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.

Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!

João Pires by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021

Joao Pereira 

Probably the guy with the biggest dick in the whole world.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.

Example:
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."

Joao Pereira by bruno Diferent March 31, 2022

joao pinto 

Usually a very chill bro. Likes to have some homosexual attitudes at some moments. He's known to be a faggot among his homies even though he looks very masculine. Usually a fat person

Wow, that fat guy at the diner was such a joao pinto

joao pinto by NibbbaFgt December 4, 2017

JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA 

extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.

guy 1: look JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA is talking to the professor.
guy 2: he is so gay

JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA by becasscp February 24, 2017

João Victor 

João Victor é um furry praticante de amor próprio com a mão. Gay nas horas vagas, vagabundo toda sexta e chato para um cavalo.

Curiosamente seu companheiro sexual se chama quase sempre de Nicolas.

João Victor é gay?
Ele é.

João Victor by uaindi October 26, 2020