Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012

jism monkey

a monkey made entirely of jism

close the window George, that jism monkey is looking frisky

by manfat June 28, 2003

Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

jism monkey

someone who wallows in jism

your mums a jism monkey

by ernie and bert October 21, 2003