Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

Jalapeño jay

A woman who has Siracha stuck in her teeth and gives a guy a blowjob is a jalapeño jayer

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit

by Bitchwhore223445 January 14, 2024

Jalapeño Popper

Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese

John made a Jalapeño Popper in sam

by Bukake lord August 12, 2022

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

jalapeño chip girl

Lily

My girlfriend Lily is such a jalapeño chip girl

by Bdizzle42069 February 17, 2023

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019