Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Jalapeños Plopper

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire

1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser

by Mii Simp February 19, 2021

Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021