jergens 

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jergens 

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

Jergens by flergins January 15, 2020

Jorgensen 

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.

He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.

Jorgensen by T125 October 30, 2012

Jurgen 

1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.

2. Gods gift to woman.

1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"

2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"

Jurgen by catholicangel January 13, 2009

Jörgen 

When something disappears so quickly, even if you just looked away for 5 minutes or so.

The girl I was with jörgened me.

Jörgen by ner.ydna June 29, 2019

jurgen 

hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.

gods gift tom women

i wish i was a jurgen

jurgen by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox November 25, 2011

Jörgen 

Pewdiepie's horse in Minecraft.

Jörgen… And he's gone.

Jörgen by adsuri June 29, 2019