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Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
by bobrick234 August 10, 2019
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the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage
friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”
by milevenisreal August 2, 2022
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cum inside me

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018
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Insider Trading

the illegal practice of trading on the stock exchange to one's own advantage through having access to confidential information.
Joe went to jail for insider trading
by sppoooppy February 4, 2017
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A Man On The Inside

A Phrase Used To Express That AnInformer Is Giving Up Privy Information.
Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.

Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?

Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
by DGringo October 1, 2009
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We'll reject inside jokes

We'll reject inside jokes is another one of the main Rules that is not followed and ignored by the users and editors of this webshite.
Urban Dictionary: Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
by LMAO_Trooper February 22, 2021
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Isidro

A guy who has a big heart and is under appreciated. They’re sweet and nice, and he has a big dick. They’re usually hot asf too.
Sheesh, did you see how cute that Isidro guy is
by Hexntai July 1, 2021
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